psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time!
me: i know
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lets bring back romanticism im tired of trying to be rational. were all dumb and we all want love
Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m in a small classroom at a liberal arts college in Vermont maybe in the ‘80s studying Classics and toasting to living forever
is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!
I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps
Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.